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  • Who Pays the Bill for Climate Change? December 2, 2022
    Last month at COP27, the U.N. climate change conference, a yearslong campaign ended in an agreement. The rich nations of the world — the ones primarily responsible for the emissions that have caused climate change — agreed to pay into a fund to help poorer nations that bear the brunt of its effects. In the background, however, an even more meaningful plan wa […]
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  • A Landmark Jan. 6 Verdict December 1, 2022
    In a landmark verdict, a jury convicted Stewart Rhodes, leader of the Oath Keepers, a right-wing militia, of sedition for his role in the Jan. 6 assault on the U.S. Capitol.The charge he faced, seditious conspiracy, is one that can be traced to the American Civil War. How did federal prosecutors make their case, and what does the verdict tell us about just h […]
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  • What It’s Like Inside One of China’s Protests November 30, 2022
    Over the weekend, protests against China’s strict coronavirus restrictions ricocheted across the country in a rare case of nationwide civil unrest. It was the most extensive series of protests since the pro-democracy movement in Tiananmen Square in 1989.This is what these demonstrations look and feel like, and what they mean for President Xi Jinping and his […]
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  • A Secret Campaign to Influence the Supreme Court November 29, 2022
    For the past few months, Jodi Kantor and Jo Becker, investigative reporters for The New York Times, have looked into a secretive, yearslong effort by an anti-abortion activist to influence the justices of the Supreme Court.This is the story of the Rev. Rob Schenck, the man who led that effort.Guest: Jodi Kantor, an investigative reporter for The New York Tim […]
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  • Qatar’s Big Bet on the World Cup November 28, 2022
    The World Cup, the biggest single sporting event on the planet, began earlier this month. By the time the tournament finishes, half the global population is expected to have watched. The 2022 World Cup has also been the focus of over a decade of controversy because of its unlikely host: the tiny, energy-rich country of Qatar. How did such a small nation come […]
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  • Talking Turkey: A Holiday Special Edition November 23, 2022
    Being tasked with the turkey on Thanksgiving can be a high-pressure, high-stakes job. Two Times writers share what they’ve learned.Kim Severson takes listeners on a journey through some of the turkey-cooking gimmicks that have been recommended to Americans over the decades, and J. Kenji López-Alt talks about his foolproof method for roasting a bird.Guest: Ki […]
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  • The ‘Tripledemic’ Explained November 22, 2022
    This winter, three major respiratory viruses — respiratory syncytial virus or R.S.V., the flu and the coronavirus — are poised to collide in the United States in what some health officials are calling a “tripledemic.”What does this collision have to do with our response to the coronavirus pandemic, and why are children so far the worst affected?Guest: Apoorv […]
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  • Trump Faces a New Special Counsel November 21, 2022
    Donald J. Trump is running for president again. Donald J. Trump is back on Twitter again. And now a special prosecutor has been appointed to investigate Donald J. Trump again.In the saga of the Trump investigations, there seem to be recurring rhythms and patterns. Here’s what to know about the latest developments.Guest: Michael S. Schmidt, a Washington corre […]
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  • The Sunday Read: ‘What Does Sustainable Living Look Like? Maybe Like Uruguay’ November 20, 2022
    Across the world, developed nations have locked themselves into unsustainable, energy-intensive lifestyles. As environmental collapse threatens, the journalist Noah Gallagher Shannon explores the lessons in sustainability that can be learned from looking “at smaller, perhaps even less prosperous nations” such as Uruguay.“The task of shrinking our societal fo […]
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  • 'The Run-Up': The Post-Mortem November 19, 2022
    The midterm elections have left both parties in a moment of reflection. For Republicans, it’s time to make a choice about Trumpism, but one that may no longer be theirs to make. For Democrats, it’s about how much of their future is inherently tied to the G.O.P. 
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  • The Man Who Was Supposed to Save Crypto November 18, 2022
    Earlier this year, much of the crypto industry imploded, taking with it billions of dollars. From that crash, one company and its charismatic founder emerged as the industry’s savior.Last week, that company collapsed.Who is Sam Bankman-Fried, how did he become the face of crypto, and why did so many believe in him?Guest: David Yaffe-Bellany, a reporter cover […]
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  • The Far Right Rises in Israel November 17, 2022
    This week, Israel swore in a new Parliament, paving the way back to power for former Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, even as he is on trial for corruption. Now, the country is on the cusp of its most right-wing government in history.Who and what forces are behind these events in Israeli politics?Guest: Patrick Kingsley, the Jerusalem bureau chief for The […]
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  • A Republican House November 16, 2022
    Divided government appears poised to return to Washington. In the midterm elections, the Republicans seem likely to manage to eke out a majority in the House, but they will have a historically small margin of control.The Republican majority will be very conservative, made up of longtime members — some of whom have drifted more to the right — and a small but […]
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  • Another Trump Campaign November 15, 2022
    Days after voters rejected his vision for the country in the midterms, former President Donald J. Trump is expected to announce a third run for president.Despite the poor results for candidates he backed, why are Republican leaders powerless to stop him?Guest: Maggie Haberman, a White House correspondent for The New York Times.Background reading: Republicans […]
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  • The Nation’s ‘Report Card’ on Remote Learning November 14, 2022
    On the first nationwide test of American students since the pandemic, scores plummeted to levels not seen in 20 years. The results show how challenging it was to keep students on track during the pandemic.What do the scores tell us about remote learning, who lost the most ground academically, and what can schools do to help students recover?Guest: Sarah Merv […]
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  • The Sunday Read: ‘Young and Homeless in Rural America’ November 13, 2022
    Sandra Plantz, an administrator at Gallia County Local Schools for more than 20 years, oversees areas as diverse as Title I reading remediation and federal grants for all seven of the district’s schools. In recent years, though, she has leaned in hard on a role that is overlooked in many districts: homeless liaison.Ms. Plantz’s district, in rural Ohio, serve […]
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  • How Democrats Defied the Odds November 10, 2022
    This week’s elections have been startlingly close. Control of both chambers of Congress remain up in the air.Historically, the president’s party is blown away in midterms. And the Democrats were further hampered this time round by President Biden’s unpopularity.Considering the headwinds, how did they do so well?Guest: Nate Cohn, chief political analyst for T […]
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  • The Republican Wave That Wasn’t November 9, 2022
    In the early hours of Wednesday, control of both the House and Senate remained uncertain.Going into the midterms, some analysts expected a repudiation of the Democrats and a surge of Republican victories. But this “red wave” did not materialize. Today, we try to make sense of the surprising results. Guest: Astead W. Herndon, a national political reporter for […]
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  • How Democracy Itself Ended Up on the Ballot in Wisconsin November 8, 2022
    Over the last decade, Wisconsin has become an extreme experiment in single-party rule. Republican officials have redrawn the state’s election districts and rewritten laws to ensure their domination of the state’s legislature.In Tuesday’s elections, those officials are asking voters for the final lever of power: control over the entire system of voting. Guest […]
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  • John Fetterman and the Fight for White Working-Class Voters November 7, 2022
    For the Democrats to hold on to power in Washington, they have to do what President Biden did in Pennsylvania two years ago: Break the Republican Party’s grip on the white working-class vote, once the core of the Democratic base. In tomorrow’s midterm election, no race better encapsulates that challenge than the Pennsylvania Senate candidacy of John Fetterma […]
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Egg a Tesla

The day before Elon Musk took the wheel of Twitter, after he carried that effing sink into Twitter HQ (to throw at people, I suppose?), his first viral, lame stunt as owner was the last straw that caused me to close my Twitter account that I’ve held since 2009 because I couldn’t stomach watching Musk destroy the social media platform I’d begrudgingly grown to love. Looking over the news reports of what Musk has wrought in just two short weeks, I feel seen. Now don’t get me wrong, I think Tesla vehicles are fine automobiles, and I support electric mobility and think the Tesla car model designs are sleek and efficient people movers, but I don’t support their failing, idiotic automatic driver lunacy, yet I got no problem with the cars. I wouldn’t buy a Muskmobile, mind you (check out the sweet, new e-BMW i7!) because I just can’t stand their insufferable blowhard of a CEO and ‘know-it-all genius’ owner.

After Musk bought the e-car company with all that PayPal money he made for himself, I saw more and more of these Teslas on the road and started to have a dissonant, uncomfortable nausea that always seems to come up when I take a gander at the types of people who drive these fine cars — not the feeling of unmitigated envy I have for, say, Ferrari owners — but a sort of contemptuous disgust for the wannabe, bearded tech bro / soccer-mom-in-training types you see driving these pretty electric cars everywhere, at least on the (clogged) city streets of my fair hometown of Cambridge, Massachusetts. Most Tesla owners seem to be like Elon’s would be children, mostly Millennials of the video game generation who might just fall asleep at the wheel going 80-miles an hour in autopilot mode, only they can’t seem to find the respawn button when they end up in the emergency room.

All Tesla Model X, S, and 3 vehicles have video game inspired ‘Easter eggs’ cleverly hidden in the car’s computer that include a merry Santa-mode, an unctuous James Bond-mode, Spaceballs-mode (ludicrous speed) and one particularly insipid mode that makes fart noises. I kid you not. Fortunately, the farting Easter egg-mode is easily accessible since owners need only to tap the ‘whoopee cushion’ icon from the Easter egg menu, where Tesla drivers can choose between various fart sounds such as Boring Fart, Short Shorts Ripper, Ludicrous Fart, Falcon Heavy, and Neurastink. Lacking a dribbling, wet fart noise is an obvious fail on Elon’s part, but a driver can select the seat from where the fart sounds will emanate, using the left scroll button on the steering wheel or the turn signal, so there’s that. What genius-y fun! To activate The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Easter egg, hit the ‘About your Tesla’ menu and enter number 42. Collect ‘em all! Trade ‘em with your friends!

After Musk announced his intention to buy Twitter, the South African-native-son-of-a-jewel baron absolutely hated all the mean Tweets he received after his many sexual harassment and baby-daddy problems were roundly ridiculed on Twitter, so he had extra incentive to actually follow through on one of his many dumb boasts (see “I’m taking Tesla private!” and “I’m boring gigantic tunnels!” for reference) and now, after his $44 billion boondoggle is blowing up in his face in real-time, he’s been forced to liquidate $20 billion worth of Tesla stock since April and just this week ponied up another $4 billion of his shares just to be able to keep paying his new Twitter staff’s salary, even after canning half the company’s employees last week. To put this in perspective, Musk, after steering Tesla into a ditch by losing 44% of the brand’s market capitalization in the past year, or $644 billion dollars, this just before his Twitter obsession cost him an additional $14 billion, or the value of the entire market cap of the Japanese car company Nissan with enough left over to buy Harley Davidson — and who knows when the bleeding will finally end?

Musk seems to think he’s some sort of a visionary genius who brings miracles to the masses for their happy consumption (with heavy monthly payments, natch), making him the world’s richest asshole, but his success with Tesla is old news, in fact electric motors are older than automobiles themselves, and the first cars that actually worked were powered by electricity because internal combustion engines back then were in their infancy and were an inefficient, noisy and dirty power plant. Steam-power never had a chance (the Stanley Steamer was a steaming load of crap) and the granddaddy of the automobile, Henry Ford, drove home the narrative that steam power was too dangerous and electric cars were just not practical because batteries sucked (back then). He was right, of course, but he was also right in trying at first to build his first ‘horseless carriages’ using electric power, but soon found out that the battery technology available at the turn of the Century would need another 100+ years of improvement before they’d be ready to provide the reliable power necessary to move a car around this big country, and he knew of which he spoke, after all, before he made cars Ford was the chief operating engineer of the Edison Illuminating Company of Detroit. Students of the history of science may understand the mystery of why the e-car didn’t initially win the race to power our cars vs. the gas burners, because electricity certainly looked like it would be the winner to power all the engines of the future, and it was Nikola Tesla who won the opening battle of the ‘war’ against Thomas Edison to power our homes with his alternating currents; Tesla had moved to the US to work at Edison Machine Works after being recruited from Edison Continental in Paris, but it turned out that the two just didn’t sit well together and they eventually became bitter rivals, with Edison famously supporting direct current as opposed to Tesla’s alternating, in the war of words that would become known as the “War of the Currents,” dramatized in the 2017 film starring Benedict Cumberbatch as Thomas Edison titled, The Current War: Director’s Cut.”

The first AC ‘brushless’ poly-phase induction motors were apparently invented by Tesla, but they were actually invented by the great scientist Michael Faraday and improved upon by the unheralded inventor and educator Galileo Ferraris in Italy, and then Tesla came upon his successful induction motor model, with both versions of the poly-phase induction motor having been demonstrated by Ferraris in 1885 and then by Tesla two years later in 1887. George Westinghouse was developing AC power plants at the time and he famously licensed Tesla’s patents in 1888, but also covered his ass and purchased a US patent option on Ferraris’ (original) poly-phase induction motor concept. The US Supreme Court did side with Tesla after Ferraris sued him in US courts, so it’s a fact that Tesla improved Ferraris’ invention after Tesla left Edison to work for Westinghouse, where Tesla’s innovative poly-phase electric motor (more than one phase), powered by alternating current, proved the more efficient of the two ‘induction’ electric motors introduced at the end of the 19th Century, and Edison was reduced to electrocuting animals to scare the shit out of the public into thinking AC power was too dangerous for everyday use versus his ‘safe’ direct power (DC) invention, although he didn’t invent direct power and animals (and people, eventually) could just as easily be electrocuted with DC power as with AC. This ‘war,’ has never truly ended, in fact and Thomas Edison might just win the argument when all is said and done. From the US Department of Energy website:

Today our electricity is still predominantly powered by alternating current, but computers, LEDs, solar cells and electric vehicles all run on DC power. And methods are now available for converting direct current to higher and lower voltages. Since direct current is more stable, companies are finding ways of using high voltage direct current (HVDC) to transport electricity long distances with less electricity loss.

As Elon Musk forays into media, the life and times of America’s greatest automaker Henry Ford should cause Musk to hit the brakes on his Twitter obsession because Ford’s decision to go public in his newspapers about his anti-Semitism cost him dearly and that nutty decision tarnished his good name to this day, being one of Adolph Hitler’s heroes, Ford was an undoubtedly an iconoclast who just couldn’t help but end up on the wrong side of history, yet it’s also true that Ford supported the women’s suffrage movement and he campaigned for it in the pages of his newspapers. And he also hired more Black workers than all the other car manufacturers combined and Ford was the first company to promote Black foremen, placed in charge of white workers in his factories. So Ford had his prejudices, but they all appeared to be reserved only for the Jews. Later in life, Henry Ford became a shell of his former self, this American genius, who should have simply been known as the man who invented the assembly line and the true father of the automobile, suffered a third and nearly fatal stroke after he watched a film of uncut footage shot at the Majdanek Concentration Camp in May of 1945 and according to witnesses, it happened as Ford watched the film in the Ford Auditorium where he saw for himself the full, horrifying extent of the Holocaust, finally revealed to him and all. He never regained his strength or his faculties after this last heart attack and was soon forced out as the CEO of Ford by his own family after he nearly bankrupted the company, saddled with his soiled reputation as an anti-Semitic strike-breaker.

Nikola Tesla was born in 1856 to Serbian parents in what is now Croatia and he finished high school early, in three years instead of four, after which he studied electrical engineering at Austrian Polytechnic in Graz, where he first learned about alternating currents, but he had to leave the institution in his third year because he was unfocused and he never received a degree. Now, Nikola Tesla was undoubtedly a genius, but as with many genius-types, was also a borderline nutcase who’s best friend was a pigeon. Seriously. Tesla never got married, but he did admit to falling in love with a pigeon that visited him regularly outside his window at the hotel where he he lived. He is quoted saying, “I loved that pigeon as a man loves a woman, and she loved me.” Tesla would sell his brilliant AC invention to Westinghouse for $216,000 ($5.9 million in today’s dollars) for the royalty-free component of his poly-phase induction motor that could’ve been worth over a billion dollars if he was sane, however he went on to piss his entire fortune away, then he lied about the effectiveness of practically every other ‘invention’ he claimed since his first and most well known, from the white elephant Wardenclyffe wireless electric tower he built on the New York coastline to the unworkable ‘death ray’ he tried to foist on the US military shortly before he passed from this mortal coil. The Tesla Coil he was also famous for had no practical use except to impress and con wealthy potential investors like J.P. Morgan out of their money. It’s true that while Guglielmo Marconi is popularly credited with inventing the radio, Tesla’s work was also instrumental in its development, yet by the time the Supreme Court overturned Marconi’s patent in the US in 1943, crediting Tesla with being the first to patent radio technology, Tesla was dead and buried. He may also be credited with inventing the fluorescent bulb and neon light, as well as the automobile spark plug, but he never put these inventions to practical use and died penniless.

Tesla lived his entire adult life in New York City in a series of luxury hotels until the bills finally became due, but he would then just move on to another hotel without ever settling his old accounts. His fame allowed him to get away with this flagrant theft for years until his reputation for stiffing his creditors finally caught up with him and in old age, was found to be a destitute loner, barely scraping out a living, but Westinghouse Corporation, seeing the obvious bad PR surrounding Tesla’s pathetic existence, chose to pay all his bills to prevent him from being ridiculed in the tabloids as a has-been lunatic who nearly starved himself to death, a stark-raving fool living on the gilded streets of New York in the ‘20s. Tesla, a noted germophobe with an obsessive compulsive disorder, did things in threes like the fictional genius Sheldon Cooper on the Big Bang Theory TV series, and during Tesla’s whole life he would only stay in a hotel room that was divisible by the number three. He suffered more than one nervous breakdown and almost certainly had dementia before he died, but when Tesla still had his wits about him, way back before the turn of the Century, he had befriended Mark Twain, the man who coined the term the ‘Gilded Age,’ because apparently Tesla read Twain’s book The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn the first time he went off his rocker and supposedly reading the book saved his life. Or so the story goes, Twain bought his bs story apparently because the legendary writer wanted to invest in the burgeoning electricity business, and Twain was interested in making some money on Tesla’s invention after Tesla (correctly) warned him off DC power, however Twain lost big money anyway. It’s interesting to note that the American writing legend of our generation (and Tesla car owner) Stephen King recently Tweeted that Elon Musk reminded him of Twain’s Tom Sawyer story:

A tainted legacy tails both Ford and Tesla long after their lives were over and a good reputation, which runs forever, will always elude them. When Tesla still had a stellar reputation as a brilliant inventor and newly-minted American hero, he was asked to provide an attraction for the Westinghouse exhibit at the Chicago World’s Fair in 1893. After it was decided that Tesla’s alternating current that was used by Westinghouse would power the fair, as opposed to Edison’s more costly and bulky direct current offering of the General Electric Company, Tesla, playing off the fact that it was subtitled the ‘Columbian Exposition’ at the Fair in recognition of Christopher Columbus’ 400-year anniversary of the ‘discovery’ of America (talk about tainted reputations), Tesla then came upon an idea that was hatched by the famous story attributed to Columbus (which turned out to be a myth) about his ‘Columbus’ Egg’ story, in which Columbus challenged guests at a dinner party who were questioning his obvious genius to place an egg upright on a table as Columbus would then successfully demonstrate. When all the naysayers couldn’t pull it off, Columbus simply broke the egg a little on the bottom, flattening it enough to make the egg stand up. This story inspired Tesla to use an AC electric current to spin a metal egg so fast that it spun upright, thus demonstrating the power of his invention coupled with the apocryphal story of the famous, fake egg. The Tesla Egg of Columbus was unveiled as a popular fair attraction exactly 130 years ago this May and my question is, how shall we celebrate this auspicious occasion?


Carl Holt

November 12, 2022

Fascist Pigs

I’ve written about Fascism and Nazis a lot on this here blog through the years (now over a decade) and never in my life, at least since the darkest Nixon years, has the subject been so damned timely. Donald Trump and the MAGA Republicans are (correctly) called out as semi-fascists by President Biden while Vladimir Putin in Russia makes the claim that Ukrainians are fascists, after Poots invades the peaceful European country in veritable Hitleresque-style. In America, Nazis and Fascists are without question derided as lunatics and losers, most hilariously depicted by Hollywood directors, with financing from international Jewish bankers I hear, such as Charlie Chaplin’s first talkie, The Great Dictator (1940) the great director (and proud WWII veteran) Mel Brooks in the Producers (1967) or director John Landis in the great comedy The Blues Brothers (1980) where “Springtime for Hitler” and “I hate Illinois Nazis” were funny jokes because fascists usually are a joke. Of course, the best way to attack a hateful ideology is with derision and satire and the cultural war against the Nazis was ultimately won by comedians and humorists while the actual war was won by our hardcore Allied killers, some no less hateful than the Nazis to be honest, but they were on our side. (more…)

Glory, Glory Hallelujah

Few remember a more polarized and toxic time in American politics, where even Watergate and the Vietnam War are being re-examined as ‘the good old days’ compared to today’s gloomy political landscape. It’s no surprise that the recent ‘leak’ of Justice Alito’s Roe v. Wade draft reversal has Margaret Atwood getting totally worked up again, she the great mind who conjured The Handmaid’s Tale was quoted recently saying, “Enforced childbirth is slavery” in regard to the long established right here in America. As a Canadian, Atwood should well remember that her country was the terminus of the Underground Railroad before the Civil War and I’d hope she’d use more caution with any comparison of these two separate and distinct rights. It follows statements in the press and Tweets comparing anyone who we disagree with to Hitler and the Nazis and that’s irresponsible hyperbole in the gravest sense and the Auschwitz Holocaust Museum has had to make that particular point a lot recently. This plea has fallen on deaf ears in MAGA-ville of course, where Nazi flags were unfurled in Disneyworld recently by disciples of the stupidest Governor of Florida, Ron DeSantis, because Disney supports gay, lesbian and transgendered folks and these Nazi flag-waving Floridians couldn’t be more vile and disgusting human beings if they tried. So the notions portrayed in The Handmade’s Tale are horrific indeed, however there’s simply no comparison with slavery to abortion. Perhaps the American institution of slavery prior to the Civil War could legitimately be compared to Nazism because both institutions were created by the utmost evil ever perpetrated on the human race. Atwood’s most recent comments about her novel and the reality we all face were more measured and thoughtful:

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Fucked Around and Found Out

83 years ago, the Winter War began, where Joseph Stalin had been granted Finland in a ‘quid-pro-quo’ with Adolph Hitler, prior to the Barbarossa offensive, a dazed and confused Russia (referred to in international circles at the time as the ‘Soviet Union’) were bloodied and beaten after just three months of battle, where Russia suffered 134,000 to 138,000 dead or missing with estimates as high as 168,000 by the Russian State Military Archive in this early conflict of WWII and the following Continuation War pushed the numbers far higher for both sides.

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We Shall Never Surrender

On June 4, 1940, Winston Churchill gave the greatest speech of the 20th Century, his ‘darkest hour’ speech which girded the British people for the travails that were to come to the ancient nation. Hitler had already invaded Poland and accordingly, but not expected by all, the British government had declared war on Nazi Germany but this ‘phony war’ as it was described was made very real after the British Expeditionary Force was stranded on a beachhead in Dunkirk after Germany invaded and defeated France, but miraculously the British Army evacuated as Churchill exclaimed, these hard and heavy tidings revealed that wars were not won by evacuation, this feat of escape after a lost battle, but he went on to declare exactly how the British people would go on to win the war: “We shall fight on the beaches…” and asserted:

[W]e shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.

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Lend Me Your Eyes

I’ll give the former president* some credit, he has serious people comparing him to Julius Caesar after he was impeached (again), which is really quite a feat, so you have to hand it to this former president* — he actually tried to pull off a coup d’état, kicking off 2021 with a bang! The Julian calendar is very close to the (Gregorian) calendar we use today, part of Caesar’s reforms to mark the annual naming of the new consul (president) every year, because following the Year of the Consulship of Caesar and Lepidus, Julius Caesar decreed that the next year his new calendar would begin with a new month called January, back-ending all the leap days that had built up since the beginning of the old Roman calendar and in doing so, created the longest year in recorded history.

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It’s All Greek to Me

 

The Parthenon

I’ve been putting off writing this post because it’ll be the last one that I’ll throw up before the 2020 Presidential Election and in 2016, just after Trump was nominated, I posted The Most Hated Man in America. This year, I don’t wanna be right again if that means losing you, however I obviously have the gift of prognostication (a noun meaning “the action of foretelling or prophesying future events”) and anyone who doubts that, read on. I’ve had a few choice words to describe my feelings about Donald J. Trump through the years, yet who am I to question the leadership of this man? What gives me the right to ask if he’s insane or not? I’m just an ordinary citizen of the United States, at least I was the last time I checked but who knows anymore? In the four years since Donald J. Trump has been our duly elected president, I’ve been right about pretty much everything I’ve said about him (actually since 1988 but who’s keeping score?) and if he’s not the most hated man in America by now whom, pray tell, would grab that crown from him?

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We’re Gonna Need a Bigger Boat

One of my favorite movies of all time is Jaws (1975) but I can’t name an African-American in the film so that’s messed up, but then Steven Spielberg made The Color Purple (1985) so he’s cool. My other favorite directors are Martin Scorsese and also Woody Allen so if you total up all the African-American characters in their films you end up with ‘Stacks’ in Goodfellas (1990). Too bad about Stacks, he got high and left his prints all over the getaway van. In Goodfellas, ‘Two ni**ers just stole my truck’ was the excuse for the paid-off truck driver as he complains to anyone who will overhear him, “Can you believe that?” he asks incredulously, Charles Stewart-style. There were no black gangs in New York in the 1800s, apparently and Sugar Ray Robinson isn’t even given a line in Scorsese’s masterpiece, Raging Bull, (1980) yet he’s still my favorite director. Scorsese himself plays a racist in his film Taxi Driver where he brags to DeNiro’s Travis Bickle that he’s going to kill his wife because she’s cheating on him with a ‘ni**er.’ Marty, time’s up to make your Black Narcissus.

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When America Sneezes, the World Catches a Cold

The Wonderful Effects of the New Inoculation by James Gillray (1802)

Conservative Austrian diplomat Klem von Metternich (1773 – 1859), the architect of the ‘Metternich System’ of détente diplomacy between France and Prussia from 1800-1848, which dominated politics on the Continent and established the pathway to Austria’s independence, for four decades Prince Metternich served as foreign minister from 1809-1848 and also Chancellor from 1821, the father of the empire until the liberal Revolutions of 1848, he maintained Austria as a great power and was Napoleon’s able foil because Metternich was super smart but also extremely cocky, once saying,

There is a wide sweep about my mind. I am always above and beyond the preoccupations of most public men. I can cover a ground much vaster than they can see. I cannot keep myself from saying about twenty times a day: ‘How right I am, and how wrong they are.’

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The Tonight Show Starring Donald Trump

Boy, did Trump put on a bad show last night or what? Since my last post, the country has become a poorer, sicker and dumber place than at any time since Donald Trump took office, however a small side benefit to the Coronavirus outbreak is that I’ve had an enormous amount of free time to catch up on old TV shows on YouTube, so lately I’ve been binge watching Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman; Maude; Wolfman Jack’s Midnight Special and especially Johnny Carson’s The Tonight Show. I’ve never been so happy to ignore reality because after watching TV or reading Twitter or the local news,  I tend to get selfish, angry and mean and I don’t want that to define who I am during this crisis. It’s terribly frustrating to see our government work like it’s run by an amateur and it highlights just how terrible our president* has become. If Hillary Clinton was elected instead of Donald Trump in 2016 and was the President of the United States right now, (as THREE MILLION more people voted for her than the other guy) I would be preparing to watch the Boston Red Sox play a baseball game against the Chicago White Sox, possibly rained out at Fenway but nonetheless, that ain’t happening now. The reality is that our imbecilic president has allowed this awful tragedy to happen to our great country because — at this point — the only logical explanation that I have left is that Donald Trump isn’t just a misogynist (he obviously hates women) but he’s also a psychopath. He hates people. After all, his parents were just awful human beings and I have a first-person account of how Fred Trump was basically a Nazi sympathizer. Being the son or daughter of a Nazi sympathizer and a cold and distant mother would be a challenge for most normal people and Donald Trump is certainly not a normal human being. He’s totally fucking abnormal. Interesting fact: the first toilet paper panic was caused by an offhand joke by Johnny Carson in 1974 when he said there were shortages of everything in California during the Watergate scandal and gas shortage. The joke became a rumor, which became a fact, resulting in a run on toilet paper and also a very funny example of how humans can panic and act irrational, even in the best of times. Here’s a typical zinger from the show:

I hear that whenever someone in the White House tells a lie, Nixon gets a royalty.

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